To the Texas Rangers, regarding the outcome of the ALCS game 3...
At least someone can stick it to the Yankees at home: Rangers 8, Yanks 0.
Cliff Lee, you're the man. Almost single handedly shut down the "Damn Yankee's" usually explosive offense, keeping them to 2 hits and no runs. A near perfect performance. Go Rangers! In fact, Go whoever is playing those pin-striped pin-heads!
To my boys in blue, BYU Cougar Football, regarding the TCU game last Saturday...
I have no comment other than I am embarrassed and my only consolation is that we stopped their shut-out streak.
Oh and at least our colors aren't Purple! Seriously. At the end of the day, I'm glad I don't have to wear purple to show my school spirit. 'Nuf said.
To the Phoenix Suns, regarding their performance in the preseason...
You have lost 5 of 6 preseason games. I hope you guys are faking us all out because you better pick it up and stop playing like a bunch of nanny goats for the regular season. Opening day is only a week away!
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